Jun
9th
Mon
9th
Jun
3rd
Tue
3rd
You know, I think that for air travel, what they should do is strip us naked, shoot us with tranquilizer darts… Actually, I’ve got a better idea: Ninja Airlines. Right? In the middle of the night, a ninja sneaks into your room and blow-darts you, saran-wraps you, sticks a routing tag onto you, packs your suitcase for you, ships you to the other side, takes you to your hotel, slips you onto the covers, unpacks your suitcase, stands on the windows of your hotel, blow-darts you with the antidote, slips silently out the window while you stretch your arms, yawn and go: “I’ve woken up in Hong Kong”. That… THAT would be a perfectly safe airline.
Because Michelle Malkin is so appallingly stupid and/or ignorant that it appears that she can’t tell the difference between a paisley scarf and a kiffiyeh, we’re pulling our ad of Rachel Ray enjoying our iced coffee. We do hope that once Ms. Malkin extracts her head from between her own ass cheeks, she stops by one of our many establishments and samples one of our fine iced coffees, any one of which undoubtedly tastes much better than the crap that typically fills her mouth, via her brain, at any given time.
May
29th
Thu
29th
President Bush managed the crisis in a way that almost guaranteed that the use of force would become the only feasible option.
May
26th
Mon
26th
Postre from La Costa
From what I can remember of a sublime dessert at La Costa (8131 Calle Seventh Galeana, Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico)
1 shot Kahlua
1 shot Creme de Cacao
2 scoops vanilla ice cream
sprinkle of cinnamon
Vanilla ice cream cannot be non-fat or low-fat, but should be high quality (Haagen Daaz). Mix together the Kahlua, Creme de Cacao, and the ice cream until the ice cream has melted. Whip the ice cream mixture until it has the consistency of Zabaglione. Portion into two glasses and sprinkle with cinnamon.
